And what a full house it is-I live in a villa with 13 other women (yes to a lot that might sound fun), a spider (do I see people backing out), occasional beetle (ummm), and regular few lizards(hey wheres everybody gone?)
Well yeah - we all seem to live here and together, each one fighting for ones space and rights. It all started with the lizard in Rashis bathroom-tiny little thing-maybe as large as my little finger however commanded the attention of everyone, putting all of us upright and at attention.
After lots of water splashes and bagon-the lizard finally disappeared down the gutter, where it probably resides till date.
The next incident brought about the call of the spider.A few yells brought many a girls running up to the first floor and all of us surrounded one (ahem yes one) spider ready for an attack. It also got Ms ruia up who walked in claiming that she was unafraid of spiders, however one look at the size she was in the bedroom on the bed!
On the other side was Shilpa, who doesnt believe in killing any life form(ditto for neha jain) and there was aditi who woke up from her sleep n demands to know whats happening, the answer came promptly and so did the reply ' kill the f**kin thing'. Shilpa was in complete despair by then "theyre gonna kill you" she wailed. The supreme bagon came in hand again n the spider shrivelled up into a...well just shrivelled up.
One night in all sincerity Bhagya came into my room ' Purnima, we need your help'. I walked down the stairs all my finance concepts stirring my brains-only to find a huge lizard sitting on bhagyas bag. Bhagya very palpably pointed at the problem. It took a broom and a plastic bag to get it out of our house, with absolutely no help from my roomie Mega-who kept screaming everytime the lizard moved its tail!
Outside a villa I saw definately the biggest black cockroach like looking insect ive ever seen. My eyes popped out more than they have for large size diamonds. Sid did a little jig-a-ma-dig---jump skip n squash. Lets not describe that-it was pretty gross.
Last evening Aditi woke up with a swollen lip that would put angelina jolie to shame. Hanuman re-incarnated. The cause-an insect bite.Insect had to be a guy for the strategic location of the bite. Verdict-dunno where the insect is, the hunt for it still continues.
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I am the only one who can possibly make it to the mountain peak. The one that decides the colour of the sky. The wind couldn’t bother with me, but then it realized I couldn’t be bothered by it.
Im an avid night reader – so I can sleep well. I meditate so I can sleep well, but don’t need any of the sleep post that. No I will not tell you that I levitate.
I dance well when put on fire. I can turn myself into water, and ofcourse you know science, so I can change myself into the wind.
About me
Im the one that rhymes the words, I give it their meaning and then frame them so as to be meaningless.
My instinct is better than that of an animal. Cats are afraid of me, tigers roll with me, the leopard bows from a distance.
I paint blind…and that is when I can see the colour.
I cannot draw, but if you look deep into my eyes ill give you your perfect sketch.
I have only just started to become, who I could be.
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13 comments:
mayb u shld click photos of her lips n post 'em on yr blog... maybe some science students can study n... maybe they can tell the culprit by the extent of the swelling...
oh the moon looks brillant from the computer chair tonight..
its a clear sky.. clean view of the moon.. though its not the prettiest moon..but its a perfect ring-side view
Okay I need to add the events of last night. Rashi n I enter home and who's there to great us- a huge spidey( as large as my palm-no exageration)
Well Rashi got the Bagon and chased after the spidey. Needless to say "Ruiaji mahan hai"
Buahahahahahahaha :D
Do u think it may be the soul of the dear departed spidy that attacked aditi?
ROFL... wonder if this could have been described in any better way!! This was a laughter riot! :D Espcially the likes of 'Hanuman reincarnated'!!! :))
Very well narrated! :D
cudnt hv been described any better...!!!
now i am waiting to get back home n find out whch insect wud welcome us today... n not to froget its ur turn to get rid of it today;)
ROTFL.. Make sure you correctly portray these P.E.T.I ( People for Ethnical Treatment to Insects ) character shades when we do the Villa 54 review. Btw..any recollections as to which direction that huge lizard turn after being driven out ... If its left some hoary screams might just reach the 54 precincts. I am terribly afraid of lizzies :-))))
ooops .. faux pas :-) its ethical and not ethnical.
lol ... the aditi thing was too funny ... hmmm y doesnt SPonage conduct an inquiry into this to find out what transpired there????
i just hope if rashi was as effective with a creature called 'poddy' .... Rashiji unless u kill poddy u aint mahan .... ;)
The average lifespan of a housefly is 25 days. There is one buzzing in the class and I think it is on the 9th day. Another 16 days and it would be history. Meanwhile, just carry that Bagon can tmmrw to class...might require it esp. during the quiz.
So Purnima has been blogging away and now I find out...will come back to read in leisure(if it exists)
i have a unique lizard remedy...
deodorant sprays!!!
empty half a bottle of fa...
lo and behold!!
it'll just pass out.problem solved.
then take a newspaper.pick it up.
and dispose it.
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